Відео

This song is beautiful

Leave no tyrant out there undeterred In the end the giant was slain!

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_Never_ get tired of this song! Since 2011!

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ua-cam.com/video/rzqlkQsl0kU/v-deo.html *Shanty Town, North Mottadoe'nya. Is my Hometown. (Boxes out of) *Higher/ mid ladder, level of the Amateurs*. i once was. hobbies don't yield much else. tho. only keep u in good shape. If i ever get A Punchout Parody intro entrance song. I have fun with life. when i can. when it is time for fun. I did grow up in a half shanty house. my old man used to be a pack rat and collected nothing but wires... like a civil man -_- not labeled or anything.. just... wires. because u can never have enuf fucking snares for your son, if u hate him, when hes half asleep. i have the balance of a circus dancer. because he put hooks into the wall backwards. coat hooks, screwed into a door frame. (>.>) it makes me sad... i once.. came from that man. this is why he only visits now, for the past 8 years. im not making this shit up, its nuts, they just stick out, ready to snag someone. until i tore them out of the walls. i got cut once, that was it. Old bastard... Low idiocy of this ape level. it hurts mah face toki. it hurts it. & always did. This was a man who was left alone, could not raise himself, then turned 50 one day, when he finally woke up. astounding.. mind boggling.. he was always the opposite of me. the old man. that hemming-way lookin muh fukka... its dangerous but im grateful he partly gave me birth. he is an I.T. sometimes. His pointless viet cong style, booby traps have lead to further, insanity till i put a stop to it. Dog shit everywhere ? <3 Shanty Town. smells like it all summer to me. get told to go fuck yourself all day ? welcome to the hood.

*Imho* as always. There Is Always Something to do. if your bored ? that just means lazy & or busy here. or ur busy, being lazy if ur bored. .. Perhaps, stop being as such ? This chair ? can be used as is intended, and no one to knock it over or body check into you in close quarters (O.o) that's how i was raised. when i go to eat ? i nail the pans, contents, onto, the plate. like a vulture, before its literally scarfed down by someone else immediately. ive gone hungry more then one night here in the past. or had to fight over/ for food. i was never kidding :) *puts arm over / wraps around plate* then eats. I know that pain, of famine. from my past. fuck. that. Advanced tactics, & not just of the culinary variety, gets me my meal ... most times. why u reading this, u must be bored. lol. Damn bored, few even see these words, they gave me the clink again. this is now my new blog again -_-

ua-cam.com/video/mth2tygDhYE/v-deo.html Now where was I.. ah yes.. Relaxing after a rough, busy day... this man is my spirit animal. I Hate Seagulls.... sss zZZ... Hook is a Codfish, frig off Fairy !.. This island did used to be know for its abundance of them tho. lol... he has a strange Similar longg *ish* height/ odd build, just like me, and i can do his voice well. Hook was too sloppy to catch pan. I ? am not. & Once ?. he was. & can fight better then he looks. Thinks to Myself Leave Never-Land ?.. Cap, p' p'in. as it echos around in me Brain Bucket*.. ..Waitt...Well, the Flemish Cap may be warming up a bit by now.. another month or 2 & the conditions would be ideal for ships to pass safely, YeT. .. its a Brutal passage thru *part of the North ATlantic Sea.. Mr SMee. ... humm judging by the stock... and if my calculations be accurate.. .SMee, your a genius :) *drops em, he lands on iz feet. ~Checks the wind conditions immediately. .. ~.*Capin u never cease to amaze me. well, i do know the area.. well of it. But that's a Damn Ways out in Open Water... Mr. Smee, we are talking hundreds of Nautical Miles here, by way of This Port. Unless.... i have Cartography to do. *slams Cabin Door Shut. & its done, The Dutch already laid the Groundwork there. It just had to be... revised. A brutally cold current runs into warmer waters, influence by The Gulf STream there, they meet in that part of the Sea. Its warmer & deeper then the Grand Banks, it lies beyond it. Thus, that area runs a clockwise current, usually.. The old map ? i had to retire it. The ocean changes often. one of the great Labyrinths of Nature, u know. But this part of the sea ? oddly looks deeper then it actually is. Till u sail off the rock shallows. Mid way thru & After the Flemish Cap, .. is the deepest most roughest parts, of the ATlantic Ocean, but beyond it ? .. if u can brave it all ?...& solve the seas puzzles *courses* .. is the other far more... Sunny side, of the Atlantic, Unless u sail to the U.K. No bikini girls there & warm sands. -_- It was once over fished. . Was the crew uneasy ? not anymore. There busy now. ANy more issues, they speak to me. One thing i am, is fair with loot & pay. A rushed job is one to the death out there. I needed time. I can turn this boat into a fishing vessel. if need be. & give ME the razor dammit, u make me nervous, i can skin me own scruff... Besides, That was a gift from another Captain, ill have u know, sir. It has sentiment to me, my old boot razor. _*_goes outside, No Mutiny ? just a few drunken brawls i see..&. ... that's better. Get em some easy grub on the guts & dry em out below deck. they need sleep. There demoted -_**- I dont appreciate blood on me ship... & no teamwork at all ? ..well. No is forcing u here, Lads. always remember that. If u got families, think of them, before u decide to *go on deck* u might be too soft from Love. Were not coming back when we finally leave... *they nod* * As I finishes my speech* We are as Free as the Sea, Ladz.. but let us be smart with her, lest she crush us all... for she is a very Stern Mother & unforgiving to fools. *one* Capi'n I ain;t got no family ... *me* then think of me as the wise yet dysfunctional, uncle u never had, who was not a screw up. Chin Up, Lad. That mopey face never suits the sailor. *Other*... ok. Smee is just half goofy, cause he has a complex since he cant grow chest hair. Yet by his seniority, he still has a place here. Pay him no mind, he works with me. *guy chuckles a bit.. not one ? nope, smooth as a seals back, but don't mention it around him. are u two ? No, ..we both just started out on the sea together long ago. In the same job. its an odd bond. Between First Mate & The Captain. but not a sexual one, A professional one. ALmost like a brother. thank u for clarifying that Captain, of course. Tis part of my job :) No one hurts smee.. he is the cook :) ahhh, yea. exactly. and hes good. Also, they left out the scene where *The big fella* brings Mr. smee, his bucket of hot water, for lather. no sinks back then. Yer Hot Water Mr SMee, *sings/ carries a bit of his Song (only deep/ baritone voice) as he goes back below deck*

The terrain favors me, Saiyan. ... & the people cheer for me Cooler* heh.. some things never change :) Vladimir Putin must go in the Buu Box. someday for this

*sighs at least my Real work never get burned as spam. I am not Spam, I am Man. ~Matt. Been a fan of them since my Teen years. (Odd Fact) *By the Light of the Northern star* my favorite & first album, ever heard by em. They always sing of the best Legends of Old World. Also may someone please play this song for V. Putin someday. N.A.T.O should sing it for them all. Someday... they just may. The lyrics match him to a tee. *You stand only for your own* Russia.. Seats Will Not Be Set For Thee, At the League Of Free. Nations. ect.. & tell me what u did with Captain Drago ! *hes Swedish* Dolph Lundgren is a Swedish actor.. -_- & its not 1984. .. well, i tried to be sarcastic, thats impossible on the net... & i know u have him... in a tube :) in Lab. when i found out. .. :) it was not even shot in Moscow. no part of Russia. was Rocky 4 filmed in. shame on u Hollywood, for once filling a young mans mind with dreams :) & candy coated lies..0h'e, GoGo'e, do u think I kNEW what the word idealism meant back then... _*_sigh_*_ . they fought/ Filmed, the final match in Vancouver. / A rental stadium. Thus, Rocky Fought Drago here in Canada, America shot themselves in the foot a bit there. Technically... he did. :) No holes Barred in B.C. Schto ?.. Da, U hear me. Film was Shot B.C. Soviet.. lol... i cant even finish that sentence. We were always a democracy. They made Vancouver Island, all of demz, speak Russian for one day. Im glad no one was there. The day i found out.. Rocky 4 was not a Documentary. Matt U Russian ? Da, i Rush-in well & out & all about <3.. I rush your heart away. if u no careful. for my lost one.. they once took. The Government Leaders. The ReaL ALiens.. ohh, be careful with me. hehe... sometimez. It also started my lifelong hate train of the Actress Bridget Nielson. _*_Stallones Ex_*_ oddly enuf. who played Ludmilla Drago. & she did shit... had like... 12 entire lines in the entire movie ? Made more in a week then i did in 5 years... ok 25 -_- my reaction would have went viral, i did drink vodka when i found that out. just give me the flask.. spaiciba... *sits down* tear in eye, takes a few shots *listens to anthem of the Komintern* Then I sang it in memory. Remember the Bloc, my Grandparetns once came from. Someday i will do a squat, for every wrong thing with that movie, i think i will not walk for 3 days after. & im Glad My Great Aunt Lydia, was long gone not to see Rocky 4. Or uncle Tolson.. Thus, I grew up Bi-lingual. hid it for years.

DONT DELETE MY COMMENTS REAL . not fake. Graveyard watch. Dangerous. i have a job to do here. i keep calm. im forced to be. with no immediate way to food or much drink.

ua-cam.com/video/F-M8fuegtVc/v-deo.html I was never a viking.. i was raised on disillusioned lies... yet I am Barbarian, in some ways. at least now i see. clearly.... Ragnar was never me. I always did. who am i kidding . i never belonged from day one & most let me know it here. since childhood. I see too clearly the hammer that only kills me. Better that then slavery again. and hungry and cold and slave. & humiliation, shown like a science display... *Dacian Chief...*Forward* wait.. on the hills.. Light the Torches, Invaders !...Vikingii! Invadatori!... Încuiați porțile. sigilați proviziile. ne luptam pana la moarte in aceasta zi ! *They all slam their shields with me* Ragnarrr !... (he tackles me as i kick em backwards) both a bit wounded from the initial clash, - Vikings Vs Dacians- Their Ground, they have home-field for this skirmish. That would be Romania. As the rest burst through the tree lined paths, *Their dual axes clash with my Modified Halberd Sickle and spiked Tower shields & meet my infantry & My own personal, Archers. With Druid caps of crows feathers. They have met equal adversaries/ Warriors, this great day. wtf the fuck is around his neck ? a skinned Fox's pelt. To them it brings luck. *All of them start howling* mine is the loudest. I started it. I like the accuracy. and the heavier fellow, next to me. just eating a hunk of Wild Boar's Leg. tis cooked & hes too chubby to drop it. hell of a shield wielder tho. *Me* Ragnar, if u wish to pass here, u must pay homage to Mihai The Brave, King Michael of Romania... The slayer of the Ottomans Turks & liberator of our now Free Land from Sultan Mehmet The Conqueror & his Iron Eagle's clutches. . .. Ragnar... *Narrows eyes* We show u how we fight in Categut. Me... :) not a very negotiating lot are you....is there no civil honor amongst your Army, King ?... no matter... Brave as the tales said, good. You will need that out here, i guess we are at an impasse, Turn Back Norseman. Your on our ground now. Brave.. very, ye be. To cross this accused swamp & right into our hunting grounds... Just pay the toll he would like to meet you...Our Leader. He admires your skill in combat. and so does my belly, haha, .. bruised..U are the real Ragnar Lothbrooke... or id have had your head for a hackysack by now. *Just makes a signal they lower their bows* (Ragnar) , can i think about it ?.. (Me) of course. but these are perilous times... & your ways equally mystify us. he would be most insulted.... he only requests your stay for an evening, to meet. U may leave before the dawn if u wish. & u may stay armed. *Vikings/ we don't care*... *The Nerve -_- ..* He is a Champion Of War to our army. As U are to your own kin. ... then roll your dice, Warrior King. & ponder wisely. Your next course of action. Because u wont pass here, without a fight. if this is the case... (Ragnar, ill pay u with my Axe now stand aside !* we are The Viking Army !... (Me) Turns & *says in Mottadoe'nyan* have they no emissaries ?* (looks back) it didn't have to be this way, Warrior ... *bEGIN sKIRMISH*

ua-cam.com/video/NvK8seO2Vzg/v-deo.html Warning, Bleach for eyes, this ones a mess. Ye Be Warned. My eyes have barnacles grown on em, so im good. & the Warrior Heros First Great Test. *Defeat Unkle Karl In the *HaLL Of The Dammed* *Pipe Organ plays* - on the bottom of the sign- (Welcome to HeLL, & we wern';t kidding brother) His Show down with Rat Lord (No relation to Rat King from Ninja turtles) Your army.. must wait outside for this one. *nods* i nod back. .. U must face him & his heinous flatulance of pestilance... alone... go fourth. & may the Godz watch over ye, as Ravens fly... *ties mint leaves around his neck on a sandalwood chain with Juniper berries* ... This will aid you. Normally.. im not so inviting, I would do it myself, but ... we gotta get rid of that guy & last time I went in, it got wayy to messy... we don't know how he even keeps getting rats. I slay & SLAY & Then the curse is anew each day... *Ragnar* Can't I just bring a gun ?.. (Me) (O.o) .. A .. Dragons Mouth ? ... there is no Honor in that. Fight him with weapons. *There is no Honor in him, either*.. *sigh* -_- Ur Logic is sound, yet u are not making this easy. Then team up with me ? *deal* finally... Off we go... we must rescue, *El Gato* he will know more to help you. *chains snap*.. i hope u enjoy the night shift... Friend... * un bolts gate chains (both disappear into his messed up... *cringes* Ass Shaped Stone Temple. (Me) I won;t forget this favor, from the sounds up ahead, he must have finally broken his chains... be on your guard. *Lights Torch* (Woahh, ohh, oh, ohh, ..oh..) His Haunting echo... *listens close/ ear to floor*... Center tunnel first, this way. The other ways are too blocked by his Rodent Sentries. We have the element of surprise... For now. *& if we lose it ?* then i am confident in our equal fighting abilities, Not your First Major Guild Quest either, I see. Wait, No Warrior, STOPP *he steps on a pressure plate* (A bunch of KFC bones shake on strings) *Hunh ? ..who in dhe stack of a skunks ball sack enters my chamberze ? .. Godz be damned he heard us... (O.o) if i put the torch out, his rats. will still find us, We Must Fight... Get Ready...

ua-cam.com/video/VgVzJIs4PCQ/v-deo.html *Catches something in a jar* ..This ... is Cupid, This little Pixie imp jerk, makes people fall mad in lust for his jollies. You can lose everything from his evil love spell & be some womans side puppet.. just a simp gimp patsy. *grinds teeth* then u meet her real fucking boyfriend... *I meann (O.o) .. Lesson One -**_- ... *sighs_*_ Shield Use 101. If i mix with these people they kick the shit out of me. Cupid is a demon in our Mythology. In Mottadoe'nya he is. we dont even say his name. His day was associated with only sorrow for us. we hate him to this day & that is kind of sad fact. Shield up, blade out, slice off his wings, drive away the succubus. HowL if u must, War HowL. is she dont back down and smack u spit, then slam & break stuff. then get Serious... Show that bitch ur not a tampon !... Good job. Oracle In Training. :) one day, u might even take down Kid Icarus himself. & his dirty hoe. Two for one. Right thru their pus filled black hearts, that's only a vital target here. a striking one. i don't fucking forget. Tie em to the tree, ya like to play games do ya... smart fucks.. they get off on tearing out good mens hearts out & corrupting them, if it was 300 years ago id already be burning u both at the stake. facts... then lashing myself for penance. ur lucky.. demon who corrupted me and got away with it. cause. woman. somehow.. that is how she escaped me. that & the fucking sucker Headbutt -_- I did nothing to her.. one of the ways. They are only succubus to me now, not humans. they are animals.

wait why are the viking telling me off, ?the end of my reign ?.. lmao, im a peasant, i dont rule, shit, but since so mean, lets go Bjork Bjorkinsun. Hinga dinga fuckin durgin, pal.. Our language is retarded too. our version of English. is. well... At least The Swedish can understand other Swedish, *shakes head* .. massive immigration... we all cannot, no mor'eee. .. *me* well... good. it got us too. Sweden always pissed me off. My very life was an insult so its nothing new to me. Do u remember Swedish chef too ? *both yes more simple times*.. we must be careful *other nods* we almost related as human beings. There is That much Turkish Spoken in Sweden... ? (O.o) never would have thought... *Swedish guy* ... yes. welll fuck me sideways with a boat Oar then *Swedish guy* ... Yes :).. *ducks* ok, i let u have one swing. U get one. The language barrier is freaky .. he does not know how to count to 5 in English... u get one, YES ! ... alright lets fight..... wait.. did a Turkish dude ever attack u too ?.. yes. oh damn.. we might have a common foe then... maybe... Say your least Favorite/ Most Hated chocolate bar in 3...2.1.....*Both* Turkish Delight !, (O.o) .. *both narrows eyes at each other but do not fight* .. unless he swings that boat oar again.

The Island was the monster it always was !

"The sun rises over the wasteland As far as the eye can see Sand fills the vast plains of Serkland It's vultures jeering at me But the can circle until they drop dead For I have not come this far To end, but to pursue my own thread To join the Varangian Guard!!"

I had no idea this was a song. I was legitimately looking for the story of the same name. I'm not disappointed with what I found instead!

Das Lied lief in Hintergrund beim Drachenlord seinem Tollwutfideo

The drums beating to the galloping of a horse is genius.

Very nice, thanks for taking the time! Already loved this song but learning the lyrics puts it on a whole new level

I think of this in terms of Justin Trudeau.

Das Finale ist einfach grandios!

Got a tattoo for these guys right over mah heart, somewhat designed the hammer myself. Seen then in several cities around North America

Thrym is not in te netflix series Ragnarok, is it ?

Epic! But it leaves out the best part - Thor dressing up as a Freya and proceeding to eat everything at Thrym's feast, drink his cellars dry, and THEN chopping off his head!

That's one of my lines for chicks..you're precious and exceptional lol

The lyrics make me want to become a better person

Does anyone know what they say at 4:58 and then at 5:08 ? I've tried slowing ti down, but it hasn't helped.

Lyrics of old memories

5:37 rise up!

This is the strangest cover of My Way I've ever heard.

1:26 That horse is the most metal thing I've heard in a while

Still goes hard in 2019

This song is literally bursting with Scandinavian heritage! 🇸🇪🇳🇴🇮🇸🇫🇮🇩🇰

As an Alestorm fan I am offended by this!

0/10 Thor isn’t in full drag on the cover art

Como veo que no hay ningun comentario en español sere el primero me gusta el folk metal en este caso el viking metal nobles guerreros que la historia ha dejado y el contenido que tienen las letras de Tyr me molan mucho. "Cuidado yo podria estar con ti vieja" }:)-

\m/ 666 cheers to revenge pussy

17 people disliked why why why why why

This is a masterpiece of a song

Turisas v. Alestorm

I was listening to this song when i heard about Hentai Haven.

This music is thrilling!

Favourite song right now, by far!

The Lay of Thrym, i wanted to buy it recently, but it was sold out. Nice to hear it here :)

Wow, the Varangians were PC as fuck!

Manzikert (sigh)...think about it, if the Romaioi (ie the Byzantines, a 14th century name) had survived as a bulwark against Islam....

God Damn Awesome !!!

SO EPIC! Thank you for your lyric video, kind stranger! Please, keep 'em coming :D